Be Friends With Sal Fasano
After Sal Fasano's horrible Italian-stereotype tour of South Philadelphia with John 'Guido Sarducci' Marzano, it needs mentioning that Sal Fasano is on MySpace.com. Fu manchu and his weighty 200 batting average and 606 OPS has nearly 150 friends! The fans just love backup catchers, regardless of whether they actually help the Phillies win games.
So become friends with Marz's buddy, put him in your top 8, and spread the legend that is Sal Fasano. You might even gets some pizza pies out of the deal. LINKAGE