Headbands to be banned next

The presence of tight hosery wrapping around the spindly legs of NBA players has been known for months, ever since Yaysports! broke the story about Kobe's ghastly fashion/leg-warming choice. The NBA is finally banning this scourge. This comes after they already ruled that players must wear suit-attire at various times around games, and on the bench. Requiring suits and dress shoes for on-court is likely next.

Women run for office. Who knew? The NY Times lets the cat out of the bag.

Red Sox pitcher Julian Tavarez was suspended for 10 days apparently punching Devil Ray's outfielder Joey Gathright in the face during a brawl. In a spring training game.