It's Hard Out There For a Pimp

Kudos to Three 6 Mafia for winning an Oscar. Great acceptance speech, guys...seriously. True excitement and joy. Same for Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Reese Witherspoon, you guys deserved it and your acceptance speeches showed that. And yes, Jaimee Fox, white people can be from Africa too.

Natalie Portman's rap from SNL this weekend was great. Apparently she cheated on every test and snorted all the yay. Funny stuff. Eazy-E don't got shit on you Natalie. And god, she's gorgeous.

Coach Kommercial, er Coach K, appeared in some other commercials, for the new kPod, Duke Blue Daredevil for Budweiser, Nationaltide, and dHarmony. Too bad it's made by a fan from the almost equally annoying North Carolina Tar Heels. Who cares, it's still comedy gold.

Finally, Roman Catholic and Neuman-Goretti had a huge bottle-throwing brawl(is there any other kind?) after a buzzer-beater by Neuman to win Catholic League bball championship. And apparently one guard was cheering instead of looking to diffuse the situation.